Ho Ho Ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!
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HO HO HO! It’s me, Santa Claus! Could your Christmas use a little mayonnaise? Could your mayonnaise use a little Christmas? Then I’ve got just the thing for you: Sant-O-Naise, the only mayonnaise made by Santa Claus and Cards Against Humanity, with the jolly egg-noggy taste of Christmas in every shiny red bite! And the best part is, I’ve left a special gift submerged in every jar: 30 new cards for ho-ho-horrible boys and girls like you! Oh fuck, I love Christmas!
The only thing Santa loves more than orally satisfying Mrs. Claus every night is pounding egg nog until I pass out. That classic taste inspired this sweet holiday mayonnaise, with the warmth of nutmeg, cinnamon, and cloves. Spread the joy of Christmas morning on your toast or even a turkey sandwich!
Reach in and pull 30 naughty new cards out of the mayonnaise!
Santa Claus is hungry for creative new ways to use Sant-O-Naise! Send me your best recipe and you could win $1,000.
Ho ho ho! What do YOU think is the best way to eat Sant-O-Naise? My favorite is drinking it with a straw right out of the jar, but I bet you have even better ideas! Submit your recipe video here, and if I love it, Cards Against Humanity will post your recipe on this website and send you $1,000 for your Christmas shopping.
Don’t you wish you could click a button and have the perfect gift delivered right to your door—beautifully gift-wrapped and ready to go? Then get ready for a Christmas miracle: It’s Cards Against the Holidays, the only gift you need for your ho-ho-horrible friends and family! Perfect for lazy pieces of shit like you.
Cards Against Humanity has partnered with the big man, Santa Claus, to bring you an exciting new mayonnaise experience: Sant-O-Naise, the only mayonnaise that’s bright red, tastes like egg nog, and comes with a pack of Cards Against Humanity submerged deep inside!
Sort of, except if the mayonnaise were red and tasted like egg nog, and the cards were totally different and about Santa Claus and stuff.
All mayonnaise starts bright red before the Hellman’s Mayonnaise Cartel dyes it a sickly pale yellow. Only we at Cards Against Humanity have the courage to bring you real mayonnaise in its natural form.
Fully submerged inside the mayonnaise.
Sant-O-Naise is available nationwide at Target—America’s brightest, reddest store—for just $12.99.
For only $24.99, Cards Against the Holidays includes Cards Against Humanity 2027, the all-new 100-card Horrible Holidays Box, and more festive surprises—including a cursed mystery ornament. It’s already wrapped and ready to go, which means it’s perfect for lazy pieces of shit like you.
Fun fact: We update Cards Against Humanity every year, replacing stale jokes and outdated references with hot, fresh comedy. Cards Against Humanity 2027 is more than 70% changed since the original game. Cards Against the Holidays is your first chance to get a copy, for less than the game usually costs by itself! By the end of the year, it will be available everywhere.
You guessed it—also Target. Including the Family Edition.
Nothing is real.
